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Of our band. Not of punk. If you want a history of punk, look elsewhere. OK, so this'll be just all a bunch of boring text telling how 4 hot babes such as ourselves met and started a band/religious cult. It's really simple, we all went to the same crappy Surrey high school (which shall remain nameless, because we refuse to admit we actually attended that hellhole.) After pissing around for a few months after graduation we decided to form a band. Mainly because it was either that or work at "stupidstore" and we thought our chances of actually learning something and making money would be better in a band. Essentially, that's how the band got started. As for the religion, well we kinda just made that up on our own. Then 1 of our members got a great idea to spread our music and religion over the internet, hopefully affecting billions of people. We'll let you know once we reach the billion mark. Well I guess I should add that as we get older - the dynamic of the band has changed dramatically. We used to be a bunch of no-good-punks, and it was FANTASTIC. But then we started getting married, having children and becoming "respectable" citizens. Which is such a huge joke. But it does reflet differently in our music. We've moved beyond basic christian bashing (making jokes about god being dead or feeding christians to the lions). I mean really, there is no point to bash other religions. It doesn't change anyone's minds about their religion, and in some cases I think it helps enforce their devotion. Ad we certainly don't want to encourage organized religion (unorgainized religion is another matter of course...) So I think our songs are going to evolve from "teen" themes to grown up stuff. You know rock out with songs about our tits sagging, and milk production for breastfeeding. Changing poopy diapers? Who knows? The possibilites are endless! |
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